audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN

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fuckingrapeculture:

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

A+

mind blown

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

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nasty-otter:

it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON

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Anonymous asked: gurl youve had your theme foreverr you needa change

I want to! I just don’t know which one to pick :(