axetemptation:

If you could dive into a pool filled with anything, what would it be? “I want to cannonball into gummy bears.” – Male, 25, Wisconsin
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axetemptation:

If you could dive into a pool filled with anything, what would it be? “I want to cannonball into gummy bears.” – Male, 25, Wisconsin

Created by David Brandon Geeting


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originally axetemptation

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jardimnomundo:

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jardimnomundo:

jardimnomundo


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-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.


z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.


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originally z-o-l-a

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*


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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.
— Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

(Source: toinfinityandswann)



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