If you could dive into a pool filled with anything, what would it be? “I want to cannonball into gummy bears.” – Male, 25, Wisconsin
Created by David Brandon Geeting
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit